I was half paying attention to what Cruz was saying. I think I was in the middle of a conversation with Anthony. Then, something odd caught my ear. He was talking about someone smoking. This can't be good. So, I listen.
Cruz proceeds to tell us about watching football on TV while they were supposed to be napping. "This guy was smoking a taquito". Whhhhhhat? At this point, I have NO clue where this one is going. I'm concerned, upset, curious...........
We begin to analyze the situation. Many questioned followed.
Was it an ad?
Where was dad?
Did they use a lighter?
What did it look like?
Are you SURE it was a taquito?
It was on fire?
Were they cooking the taquito?
What color was it?
Now, I'm really starting to get worried. We are getting no where. I asked again, "What did it look like?". Cruz says it was brown, they poked a hole in one end, shows the size with his hands, and then says they lit it.
Logic should have told me to assess the situation a little better before I really concentrated on the word taquito. I mean, what else would a cigar look like to a 6 year old?!
|Don't worry Ma! It's only a taquito!|